1. what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
    2. what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten
     
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  3. ""Well, it’s been eight minutes. Time to release the new version." — Adobe Flash Player Engineers"
    — Chattiest (via chattiest)
     
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  9. True Detective opening scene

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